Lets just take some nice pictures of every single Horse in the world and then shoot them all. There will be a lot less hassle and messing around that way.

“Onomatopoeic gun shot”
“Onomatopoeic gun shot”.
This will subsidise both the Leather industry and and that other industry, that one reliant on hooves. Also, the photographers will make some good money.

Dibnah is made from Brass and lives in the town center of a place called Bull Town. He was responsible for my mental breakdown of ‘09. His paraphilla are numerous and fraught. A nice young man destroyed his glasses, bashed them in with something metric (I hope).
(Interesting side note, here is a ‘Jihadi’ style anonymous message from a Dibnahist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IySrVzfwhzo Be sure to read the comments)

Richard Dawkins is my new nemesis. He is some sort of academic in London, has books out and is on the telly. He is operating the strings behind ALL OF MY ANTAGONISTS. His paraphilla are oblique and often ursine. Also he is a smug and righteous bastard, with what his no Gods and all his books out about no Gods.
I think he is going to destroy me.