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- YEAH AND I WAS ON THE SECRET MILLIONAIRE AND I WENT TO THIS IMPOVERISHED TOWN AND WHAT I DID WAS GO AND VISIT THIS COMMUNITY CENTER THAT WAS FALLING DOWN AND THE FUCKING WALL PAPER WAS HORRIBLE AND I LOOKED ROUND TO SEE WHAT OR WHO MIGHT NEED MY MONEY.
- BUT THEN I REALISED THAT I ALL THE PEOPLE AT THE CENTER WERE A BUNCH OF PRICKS SO WHAT I DID WAS TO GIVE MONEY TO HITMEN TO KILL ABOUT SIX OR SEVEN PEOPLE WHO I HATED MOST THERE.
- IT WAS A REALLY EMOTIONAL TIME AT THE END WHERE WE ALL SAT IN A ROOM AND THEY KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP AND THE CAMERAS CAME IN AND THEY MUST HAVE BEEN WANDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND I GOT UP AND SAID:
- THIS IS THE SECRET MILLIONAIRE PROGRAM AND IM REALLY RICH. I AM GOING TO GIVE £100,000 POUNDS BUT WHAT IM GOING TO DO IS GIVE IT ALL TO THE FIRST PERSON WHO KILLS YOU LOT BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE A BUNCH OF TWATS.
- SO THEN I LEFT AND GOT IN MY ASTON MARTIN AND THESE ORGANISED CRIME PEOPLE TURNED UP AND SHOT THEM ALL. THAT WILL TEACH THEM TO NOT LET ME USE THE DISABLED AUDIO VISUAL ROOM.
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