The day the immigrants left television show!
English people have gone to work on a pea farm, which in spite of being so near to a town full of unemployed people uses migrant labour exclusively.
We see the induction. We see pasty arms, Tiny Latvians who are tensile and we see an infinity of peas. The migrant workers are walking up and down and stripping pods into their baskets. Englanders are smoking cigarettes and clutching pods with their free hand. Peas are thrust into pockets or end up on the soil.
It’s time to count up and people are standing round at the trucks. The Foreman speaks:
Tomas - 72KG
Ana - 44KG
Vas - 57KG
Ugo - 70KG
Tomas F - 67KG
The Englanders put their hands into their pockets. The peas have all been minced up amongst the crumbs and pennies. Who would eat peas like this? Nobody will eat peas like that!
The English are given a present of some peas and are then stoned to death.
