OBSERVE HOW I EVACUATE NATIONAL ICONS
“Oh look boys” I fanneried, “t’new ‘Space Ship’ just come int’ Dock”. Is this allergorical? I don’t fewkin’ care. The ‘ships’ are still tied up by ‘hemp twine’. ‘whores’ still strut around, bicker and giggle for ‘gin’ and ‘shillins’. Active people mill around those who are dormant on their jobs. It’s still sweaty in this distant decade and it still fucking stinks of harbour or crotch.
As I said, I was there with my boys, Traupe and ▓▓▓▓, sat on those titanium railings. We are waiting for all the nauseous and weary travellers to march their way down the ramp. we are operating a ‘VOM’ scam, which is this: ▓▓▓▓ dresses up in is provocation jacket, or ‘gagger’. His current jacket is a suede number with loads and loads of discarded tampons sewn on. ▓▓▓▓ in his jacket runs up to all the arrivals and does something real sick to try and get em to throw up. He is a real expert at this and knows exactly what to do in each situation. Often, he leans over and removes, from his anus, a series of chicken heads tied along a string while screaming “OBSERVE HOW I EVACUATE NATIONAL ICONS AND YOUR EXPIRED LOVED ONES FROM MY BOTTOM!” This usually does the trick.
Meanwhile, Traupe is taking pictures of all the action, especially of the women being sick. The immigrants then all go into the processing centre while I run off to the printers on Clive st and get three giant placards done o’ the people bent over and getting rid of their steamy baguettes onto that colourless and ageing decking. I leg it back to the docks in time for the people to come out of customs. We then follow the people who are depicted on our placards, either singing or making animal songs and offering the placards fer sale. Soon enough they pay up and oh yes, all the coins come tumbling, tumbling into our fists. Yes, they certainly pay up, those elitist fuckers aus overseas. We know you’re better than us, but things are changing know. You know your fantasy continent is subsiding into the just and righteous brine! So much for Autralia!
